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fucked like a stray dog in Chinatown

Doomsville

damn, vindicated

I would've just blamed it on the Frog anyway

the highs and lows of male development

excellent...  [h/t MP]

meantime, back at the Glavnoe Upravlenie Lagerei

Bath time 15 days old

Manhattan Condo Prices

buh-bye now...

Manhattan Condo Prices

miscellany

the Man Wall

gee, I wonder why only 6% of scientists are Republicans?

Wall Street's newest product is denial

sod off!

[h/t Paul M]

trivia

this morning around 4am...the time and date was 04:05:06 07/08/09

and at exactly 12:34:56 the time and date was 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9

dorky I know...

miscellany

a personal ad in graph form

Dave Chapelle on M Jackson

funniest thing I've read in months

some of the many reasons i don't use IM at work

amazing photo journalism (use volume) from embed in Afghanistan

why men should never take messages...

Why men should not take messages

hard up for material

Bob walks into a bar just at about 9:58pm. He sits down at the bar next to a  blonde and stares up at the TV. The 10pm news is just starting. The news crew  is covering the story of a man on the ledge of a tall building, preparing to jump.

The blonde looks at Bob "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob says, "Yeah, I bet he'll jump". The blonde says "Well I bet he won't"

Bob places a $20 bill on the bar and says "You're on!"..

Just as the blonde places her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge does a  swan dive off the edge, falling to his death...

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed over the $20 saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money".

Bob replies, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5pm news, so I knew he'd jump"

The blonde replies, "So did I but I didn't think he'd do it again"

House of Cards

I can't recommend this book enough.

speaking of which, getting all Beared up again on the stock market.

miscellany

Bair and the White House financial debate

Obama closing doors on openness

the affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8pm. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He then put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" his wife demanded

"I can't lie to you", he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary and we had sex all afternoon".

"You lying bastard", she screamed, "you've been playing golf!"

the world could do with more Trigs.


Jeebus, this woman could've been president... I mean, Biden's no rocket surgeon, but you GOP guys are nuts.

contact sport

First july weekend 084

emails from an asshole

my new favorite website [h/t AD]

staggering...

whoah...

the Walton family, of Wal-Mart fame, is wealthier than the bottom third of the US population put together – about 100m people.

the rest of the article (written by a hedge fund manager) is pretty interesting too - some excerpts

Put simply, the benefits of economic growth have gone into the pockets of plutocrats rather than the bulk of the population. So why has there been no revolution? Because there was a solution: debt. If you couldn’t earn it, you could borrow it. Cheap financing was made widely available. Financial innovations such as the asset-backed securities market aided this process, as did government-sponsored agencies such as Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.  [] The question is whether the debt load – total US credit market debt outstanding was $53,000bn (€38,000bn, £32,000bn) at the end of March, or 3.7 times GDP – is at all sustainable and, if not, how it can be lowered without sinking the economy. [] The debt burden has to come down, which means more saving and lower economic growth for many years to come.

wallstreetjackass is fair and balanced

Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter $0 dollars

Having Michelle Obama serve you your soup $0 dollars

Michelle Obama priceless homeless

A homeless person who is receiving government funded meals taking a picture of the First Lady using his $500 Blackberry cell phone...  Priceless

I got ya Michael Jackson jokes right here...

Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

Michael Jackson's family have requested he be melted down and made into toys so the kids can play with him for a change.

Reports of Michael Jackson suffering a cardiac arrest are incorrect. He was found in the childrens ward having a stroke

What are McMahon, MJ and Farrah Faucett waiting for on the 4th of July? Patrick Swayze.

Jockeys at Belmont are going to wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.

Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macauley Culkin's 10 year old birthday party.

Reports suggest that Michael Jackson's heart attack was brought on by him choking on a small bone.

Breaking News: Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack, it was an allergic reaction to 12 year old nuts.

the difference between Jacko and Disney films? Disney films can still touch children.

There may still be hope of bringing him back! Apparently they've sent one of the Charlies Angels in after him!

All of Michael Jackson's dates are now cancelled, including Simon and Ryan aged 5 and 9.

Apparently Michael Jackson died falling over a pram, a police spokesman said it's too early to determine cause of death but don't blame it on the buggy

And finally, Michael Jackson's new song is out this week: "R I P, easy as 1 2 3"

on golf and presidents

from an FT article on Obama's interest in golf...

“It does look like a very good exercise, but what is the little white ball for?” Ulysses S. Grant

“Dan would rather play golf than have sex any day.” Mrs Dan Quayle.

"[Taft's swing] resembled a sumo wrestler trying to swat a gnat”. Don van Natta

“[Eisenhower had a] Jeffersonian conviction that there should be as little government and as much golf as possible”. Alistair Cooke

“I believe you [VP Spiro Agnew] have a slight swing in your flaw,” Jimmy Demaret

“It is amazing how many people beat you at golf now that you’re no longer president.” George Bush (the sane one)

"If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust” H.L. Mencken

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