this morning around 4am...the time and date was 04:05:06 07/08/09
and at exactly 12:34:56 the time and date was 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9
dorky I know...
Bob walks into a bar just at about 9:58pm. He sits down at the bar next to a blonde and stares up at the TV. The 10pm news is just starting. The news crew is covering the story of a man on the ledge of a tall building, preparing to jump.
The blonde looks at Bob "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob says, "Yeah, I bet he'll jump". The blonde says "Well I bet he won't"
Bob places a $20 bill on the bar and says "You're on!"..
Just as the blonde places her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge does a swan dive off the edge, falling to his death...
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed over the $20 saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money".
Bob replies, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5pm news, so I knew he'd jump"
The blonde replies, "So did I but I didn't think he'd do it again"
I can't recommend this book enough.
speaking of which, getting all Beared up again on the stock market.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8pm. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He then put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded
"I can't lie to you", he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary and we had sex all afternoon".
"You lying bastard", she screamed, "you've been playing golf!"
the rest of the article (written by a hedge fund manager) is pretty interesting too - some excerpts
Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.
Michael Jackson's family have requested he be melted down and made into toys so the kids can play with him for a change.
Reports of Michael Jackson suffering a cardiac arrest are incorrect. He was found in the childrens ward having a stroke
What are McMahon, MJ and Farrah Faucett waiting for on the 4th of July? Patrick Swayze.
Jockeys at Belmont are going to wear black armbands out of respect for
Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living
memory.
Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macauley Culkin's 10 year old birthday party.
Reports suggest that Michael Jackson's heart attack was brought on by him choking on a small bone.
Breaking News: Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack, it was an allergic reaction to 12 year old nuts.
the difference between Jacko and Disney films? Disney films can still touch children.
There may still be hope of bringing him back! Apparently they've sent one of the Charlies Angels in after him!
All of Michael Jackson's dates are now cancelled, including Simon and Ryan aged 5 and 9.
Apparently Michael Jackson died falling over a pram, a police spokesman said it's too early to determine cause of death but don't blame it on the buggy
And finally, Michael Jackson's new song is out this week: "R I P, easy as 1 2 3"
from an FT article on Obama's interest in golf...
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