WallStreetJackass

The GOP Convention.

get the popcorn out, there will be blood. 

Oldie but a goodie

this is the year

well, yes

true story

random

this made me laugh my ass off

Presidential pick

I would've thought the Iraq war would've prevented me from ever pulling the lever for a GOP candidate but like this newspaper board, I'm a fan of John Kasich.

Socially I'm probably closer to Sanders, but I just can't vote that far out of my own self interest.

Hillary is unacceptable for any number of reasons.

Trump is hilarious but totally unpredictable.

Cruz wants to move to the gold standard and probably believes the world is 12,000 years old.

Jeb! is a drip and a Bush.

Rubio totally fake and let the fat kid in class push him around. 

Kasich seems reasonable, has no interest in the culture war, would be a steady hand and has a track record of success in Ohio. He could also win against Hillary. 

hypnotic

great stuff

I'm with Stoopid

not bad

For those of you thinking about buying 292mln Powerball tickets (for every combination)

The lump-sum jackpot payment is estimated to be about $868 million. That alone would give you a handsome $284 million profit if you bought every ticket. And since there are $92 million in lower-tier prizes, you'd win all of those too.

You can deduct the value of your gambling losses up to the amount of your winnings. So all but two bucks of what you spent on tickets would be tax-deductible. Effectively that deduction means you'd wipe out any federal taxes owed on the first $584 million of your winnings

You have to buy Powerball tickets in person. That's a lot of transactions - If you were able to buy one ticket every second, it would still take you more than nine years to buy every combination

And of course, the Strategy backfires if one other person buys that winning number.

hilarious

Oregon militia sick and tired of being mailed dildos

this is great, stick with it...

best filing ever

Billabong CEO comments in latest company filing 

“After getting into the business to surf more, I’m now stepping back from the business to surf more,” said Mr. Leasure.  

awesome

random

this is certainly worth getting baked for

pretty funny

Luke Skywalker's path to Jihad

Hi, I'm with Stupid.

30% of the GOP voters polled by PPP support bombing Agrabah, which is the fictional country from the animated film Aladdin.

, http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/pdf/2015/GOPResults.pdf  

Technical Analysis at its best