A Kiwi, an Englishman, a South African, & an Aussie
went camping together. One night seated around the red warm crackle and
glow of the fire they began to out bid each other by telling one
another past stories of amazing physical feats to show how extreme each
The Kiwi said "bro I am so fuckin' extreme I once jumped from a plane with no parachute, sky dived free fall until I found a canopy of tree branches to break my fall"
The Englishman said "Golly, That's nothing old chap! I am so extreme I climbed mount Everest in a singlet on a single morning, and when I got to the top I base jumped off the peak and made it back to camp for afternoon tea"
The South African said "I Kant believe it, that's nothing, I once wrestled a pride of lions nakad on the serenghetti, and then walked for three days in the blazing hot sun to get back to camp"
Despite all the stories and the fact it was his turn with the conch, the Aussie remained silent, quietly stoking the red hot camp fire with his penis....