Dear President Obama:
You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me. You scare me because after 24 months of exposure, I know nothing about you.
[that's right, "nothing"; but keep reading anyway]
You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support.
[lawyers and best-selling authors are poor!]
You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American.
state does not count]
You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.
[certainly not as well as a Texas oil company]
You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don't understand it at its core.
[the Iraqis will greet
us as liberators!]
You scare me because you lack humility and 'class', always blaming others.
[no ‘class’... he'll never be President of England]
You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail.
[I hate those Americans
who hate Americans.]
You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the 'blame America' crowd and deliver this message abroad.
[no letting the black guy talk to
You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.
[€ = bad]
You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a
government controlled one.
[primum non nocere. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? in vino veritas??]
You scare me because you prefer 'wind mills' to responsibly capitalizing on our
own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.
[just like that redneck Pickens]
You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.
[I like gold. mmmmm…. golden
You scare me because you have begun to use 'extortion' tactics against certain banks and corporations.
[unconditional taxpayer money
for all the banks!]
You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.
[ah, the Bush-era
You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.
[who would have thunk there were two kinds of muslims in Iraq?]
You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient.
[which is omnious]
You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything
You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys,
O'Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.
[fat-drug-addict-who-fucks-third-world-hookers, wanker, douchebag, freakazoid. Demons to a man.]
You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.
[be a decider not a controller]
Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not
feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.
[obama is going to revoke term limits!]
[Lou in Hawaii doing his due diligence on Obama's suspicious school years]
Lou Pritchett is one of corporate America's true living legends [sic]- an acclaimed author, dynamic teacher and one of the world's highest rated speakers. Successful corporate executives everywhere recognize him as the foremost leader in change management. Lou changed the way America does business by creating an audacious concept that came to be known as "partnering." Pritchett rose from soap salesman to Vice-President, Sales and Customer Development for Procter and Gamble and over the course of 36 years, made corporate history.
["partnering" sounds audacious, but the tattoos are a bitch.]