You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the
others, you truly scare me. You scare me because after 24 months of exposure, I know nothing about you.
[that's right, "nothing"; but keep reading anyway]
You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League
education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of
[lawyers and best-selling authors are poor!]
You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up
in America and culturally you are not an American.
state does not count]
You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.
[certainly not as well as a Texas oil company]
You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don't
understand it at its core.
[the Iraqis will greet
us as liberators!]
You scare me because you lack humility and 'class', always blaming others.
[no ‘class’... he'll never be President of England]
You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with
radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these
radicals who wish to see America fail.
[I hate those Americans
who hate Americans.]
You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the 'blame America' crowd and
deliver this message abroad.
[no letting the black guy talk to
You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country
where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.
[€ = bad]
You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a
government controlled one.
[primum non nocere. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? in vino veritas??]
You scare me because you prefer 'wind mills' to responsibly capitalizing on our
own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.
[just like that redneck
You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays
the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.
[I like gold. mmmmm…. golden
You scare me because you have begun to use 'extortion' tactics against certain
banks and corporations.
[unconditional taxpayer money
for all the banks!]
You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on
your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.
[ah, the Bush-era
You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing
points of view from intelligent people.
[who would have thunk there were two kinds of muslims in Iraq?]
You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and
[which is omnious]
You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything
You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys,
O'Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.
wanker, douchebag, freakazoid.Demons to a man.]
You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.
[be a decider not a
Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not
feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.
[obama is going to
revoke term limits!]
[Lou in Hawaii doing his due diligence on Obama's suspicious school years]
Lou Pritchett is one of corporate America's true living legends [sic]-
an acclaimed author, dynamic teacher and one of the world's highest rated
speakers. Successful corporate executives everywhere recognize him as the
foremost leader in change management. Lou changed the way America does business
by creating an audacious concept that came to be known as
"partnering." Pritchett rose from soap salesman to Vice-President,
Sales and Customer Development for Procter and Gamble and over the course of 36
years, made corporate history.
God was missing for six days... Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it... I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth,
while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a
continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black
people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"
"That's Washington State , the most glorious place on earth. There are
beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and
plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome,
modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the
world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving,
carriers of peace, and producers of software."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God ? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "There's another Washington . Wait till you see the idiots I put there."
The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your constant headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on
your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'
Joe was shocked and depressed. He
wondered if he had anything to live for. However, he had no choice but
to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a
headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was
missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he
realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new
beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... a new suit.'
He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see...size 44 long.'
Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit; it fitted
perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman
asked, 'How about a new shirt?'
Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years.'
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fitted
perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman
asked, 'How about some new underwear?'
Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
The salesman said, 'Let's see...size 36.'
Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'
salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one
hell of a headache.'