“Scattered fucking showers, my ass!” – Noah, 4314 BC.
“You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?” – Michelangelo, 1566.
“Where did all those fucking Indians come from?” — Custer, 1877.
“What the fuck do you mean, we are sinking?” — Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.
“What the fuck was that?” – Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945.
“I didn’t think they’d get this fucking mad.” – Saddam Hussein, 2002.
“I need a Navy SEAL in my house like I need a fucking hole in my head.” - Osama Bin Laden, 2011.

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