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New Years

miscellany

people are awesome

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best comebacks of all time

this should be good

checkmate

kinda funny...

Iran’s navy will launch a 10-day war game in the Strait of Hormuz on Saturday. The war game will be carried out w/ the intention of displaying the determination, defensive, and deterrent power of the Iranian armed forces. Reuters. Here is a look at what games will look like   http://bit.ly/3ZWaK6

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Random football joke

Chris Berman, Tim Tebow & Tom Brady travel to heaven. The plan is to discuss the big game today with God. So God asks Chris what he believes & he says "I believe it should be great to watch". God says " I agree so sit here on my left". God then turns to Tim Tebow and asks what he thinks & he says " I believe it is in your hands so I believe my team will win". God says "I believe in you also Tim so sit here on my right". God then asks Tom what he believes in and he looks at God and says " I believe you're in my seat".

dog still firing on all cylinders

out of gift ideas for the girlfriend?

what could go wrong?

joke - religion

A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp.

Everytime he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it.

Eventually, she had enough, and pulled the Emergency Cord.

The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing that, you stupid Catholic btch."

She laughed and said, "When I cry out rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years, you towel headed camel-fucker."

joke - marriage

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?"

Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day.

Wife, with a smile blushing: "Yes I remember that, my love."

Husband: "Well, I'm in the bar next to that shop."

time off

posting is and will be sparse the next few weeks