Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for
many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her
foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset
that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron
sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking
on the fire.
"Shit, Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday evening. I was sitting in my
chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and
said, "Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand
new see through nightie. She took my hand and
pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all
over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and
cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you