Two Aussie sheep drovers are sitting in their tent after a hard days work. Because of the size of the property they work on, they are miles from home. In fact, they're bloody miles from anywhere, totally the back of beyond. They are both enjoying a beer under the shade of the awning of their tent when a man in a pin-striped suit, carrying a small brown briefcase and wearing a bowler hat passes by.
'Go and see who that bloody clown is, Bruce, he must be lost,' says the senior of the two.
So Bruce scampers off after the city type gent. After about fifty yards he catches him up.
'Scuze me mate, are you bleedin' lost or summat.'
'Not at all, my man. I am conducting some field work connected with my employment.' was the haughty reply..
'You must have a funny kind of job, mate. What do you do for a living?' said the drover.
'I am a taxidermist.'
'No good you being out here then, there's no taxi's in the outback.'
'You don't understand, I stuff animals for a living.'
The drover is shocked but eventually asks, 'What sort of animals do you stuff?'
'Well, I've stuffed all sorts in my time, fish, birds, snakes, rabbits, crocodiles and I even stuffed an emu once.'
The drover is now very suspicious,
'You ever stuffed a sheep?'
'Why certainly.'
When the sheep-man eventually returns to the tent his mate asks,
'Well, who was that bloody Charlie?'
'Nobody special,' was the reply, 'Just another drover.'
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'Go and see who that bloody clown is, Bruce, he must be lost,' says the senior of the two.
So Bruce scampers off after the city type gent. After about fifty yards he catches him up.
'Scuze me mate, are you bleedin' lost or summat.'
'Not at all, my man. I am conducting some field work connected with my employment.' was the haughty reply..
'You must have a funny kind of job, mate. What do you do for a living?' said the drover.
'I am a taxidermist.'
'No good you being out here then, there's no taxi's in the outback.'
'You don't understand, I stuff animals for a living.'
The drover is shocked but eventually asks, 'What sort of animals do you stuff?'
'Well, I've stuffed all sorts in my time, fish, birds, snakes, rabbits, crocodiles and I even stuffed an emu once.'
The drover is now very suspicious,
'You ever stuffed a sheep?'
'Why certainly.'
When the sheep-man eventually returns to the tent his mate asks,
'Well, who was that bloody Charlie?'
'Nobody special,' was the reply, 'Just another drover.'
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Top 3 sheep shagging tips..
1.Place sheep on back. This allows you to French Kiss the sheep at the same time (Plus it can't run away).
2.Shag your sheep near the edge of a cliff, this causes the sheep to push back harder.
3.Always wear 501 jeans. Sheep can hear zippers from 100 yards!
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