aussie idjits

Australians are pure comedy... some excerpts from the Aussie Bible:

"Out of the blue God knocked up the whole bang lot.... God said 'let's have some light' and bingo - light appeared."

[...] a "ripping yarn about Jesus of Nazareth" in which Mary was "a pretty special sheila," Jesus was "God's toddler," and the Three Wise Men were "eggheads from out east."

"There was this sheila who came across a snake-in-the-grass with all the cunning of a con man. The snake asked her why she didn't just grab lunch off the tree in her garden.

"God, she said, had told her she'd be dead meat if her fruit salad came from that tree, but the snake told her she wouldn't die. So she took a good squiz [look] and then a bite and passed the fruit on to her bloke.

"Right then and there, they'd realized what they'd done and felt starkers [naked]" - so begins Richards' account of the temptation in the Garden of Eden.

Martin Luther would be proud.