Lacking fins or tail
The gefilte fish swims with
Great difficulty.
*****
Beyond Valium,
Peace is knowing one's child
Is an internist.
*****
On Passover we
Opened the door for Elijah
Now our cat is gone.
*****
Her lips near my ear,
Aunt Sadie whispers the name
Of her friend's disease.
*****
Today I am a man.
Tomorrow I will return
To the seventh grade.
*****
Testing the warm milk
On her wrist, she sighs softly.
But her son is forty.
*****
The sparkling blue sea
Reminds me to wait an hour
After my sandwich.
*****
Like a bonsai tree,
Is your terrible posture
At my dinner table.
*****
The same kimono
The top geishas are wearing:
I got it at Loehmann's.
*****
Mom, please! There is no
Need to put that dinner roll
In your pocketbook.
*****
Seven-foot Jews in
The NBA slam-dunking!
My alarm clock rings.
*****
Sorry I'm not home
To take your call. At the tone
Please state your bad news.
*****
Is one Nobel Prize
So much to ask from a child
After all I've done?
*****
Quietly murmured
At Saturday Synagogue services,
Yanks 5, Red Sox 3.
*****
A lovely nose ring,
Excuse me while I put my
Head in the oven.
****
Hard to tell under the lights.
White Yarmulke or
Male-pattern baldness
[h/t RichL]
I'm always weary of tall piggy tales http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/hogzilla.asp
Posted by: Mike W | May 30, 2007 at 06:25 AM
http://www.monsterpig.com/ Monster Pig!!
Posted by: jkas | June 03, 2007 at 11:06 PM
There's some photoshopping going on between the photo they released where the real pig looks 10x the size of the other pig holding the gun, and the most recent official picture they've released:
original
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/hogzilla.asp
latest
http://www.monsterpig.com/New_Folder/jamison2.jpg
Posted by: Mike W | June 04, 2007 at 05:34 AM