if she just said he had a small dick, you'd assume she was being vindictive and lying. But who could make this up????
In a blow to his manhood, she describes his genitals in lurid detail, saying his penis is “smaller than average,” but “not freakishly small.” He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels claims. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart,” NYP
Yeti Pubes?
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